A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.
Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."
by Bloberita July 24, 2010
Amy: “My husband has a Dad bod and just the right amount of facial hair.”
Zach: “How about his body hair?”
Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”
Zach: “How about his body hair?”
Amy: “Not too little, not too much… it’s juuuuuust right! My very own beardilocks!”
by Amyl86 May 14, 2025