beard time 

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

beard time by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.

*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*

Teddy bear time bomb by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

Board Time 

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.

Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."

Board Time by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Bard Time 

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

Bard Time by Ubuge June 29, 2011

time for bear

TIME FOR BEAR

a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean

time for bear by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022

bearddimension

The elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit. "bearddimension") is a supernatural place where facial hair reigns supreme. Through this dimension, it is possible to jam your beard against any object, person or concept, however abstract or inaccessable. Many bearded creatures of the warp have the tendency to respawn and regroup in the bearddimension if killed. It is said that a regular mortal can only access the bearddimension by switching an anal gear on in one's eye and finding the bearded face of mebs from one's pants, a feat as difficult and ludicrous as it is obscure.

The bearddimension was first discovered in #forgottenrealms at Quakenet.

And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, on his face was a writhing bearddimension.

bearddimension by m385 September 24, 2008

beardliment 

When you receive a compliment on your manly beard.

"I've gotten so many beardliments since I brushed my beard!"

beardliment by Beard422 May 8, 2014