Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.

He sometimes has beads in the backyard.

by Treii28 January 22, 2020

by Clake March 10, 2016

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018

A descriptive word for anything that is trash, shit, and/or basic af.

Dan: "Did you see the new Sonic trailer?"
Isaac: "Yeah that shit was beads bro."

by Uh ok v3 May 20, 2019

A buddy that you have a crush on.

Origin: word mash of Bea & Buddy.

Pronounced: Bay-d or Bay-duh or…

Buddy 1: “Do you remember your Bea from last year?”

Buddy 2: “Yea, so.”

Buddy 1: “Well you are my Bead now.”

by Sleepy Creep July 3, 2022