bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

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A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.

These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick

by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023

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Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.

I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 29, 2020

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This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.

1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..

by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022

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Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.

That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!

by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021

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