Ahh the basic white boy, one of the most common species in today's society. They are often seen wearing khakis, long socks and skater brand shirts. (Even if they don't skate) They stay in small packs of 3 to 6 other white boys, usually taking videos of eachother skate and vaping together. But on their own they are usually playing Cod on they're Xbox, saying phases like 'your mom' or 'you're a bitch'. At night they hunt alone texting or snapchatting unsuspecting teenage girls for nudes.
by I_gotta_zayn March 08, 2016
A guy who wears khakis, v-necks, and loves his Starbucks coffee. The counter part to a basic white girl, the two always get along. Often have no personality.
by Thee_IceBerg October 07, 2015
Appearance:
Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. Diverse sized, shaped, and flavored e-cigarettes, or “vapes” if you will, are prevalent when congregated. These groups are often shrouded by their own exhaled vapor, a pocketed speaker hidden amongst them blasting lyrics that can’t be heard over the base. When alone, they normally play Rainbow 6 Siege or Apex Legends, having used to play Fortnite but now hate it for some reason.
Where to Find Them:
Wanna take a look for yourself? Go to your local park, cafeteria bathroom, back of the bus, or McDonald’s parking lot!
Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. Diverse sized, shaped, and flavored e-cigarettes, or “vapes” if you will, are prevalent when congregated. These groups are often shrouded by their own exhaled vapor, a pocketed speaker hidden amongst them blasting lyrics that can’t be heard over the base. When alone, they normally play Rainbow 6 Siege or Apex Legends, having used to play Fortnite but now hate it for some reason.
Where to Find Them:
Wanna take a look for yourself? Go to your local park, cafeteria bathroom, back of the bus, or McDonald’s parking lot!
“Lets just get in there, use the bathroom, and get out before a Basic White Boy asks us if we have an extra pod.”
by Breck Fast July 20, 2019
by Ahah you can call me shawty November 23, 2019
A guy who wears khakis, v-necks and love his Starbucks. The counter part to a basic white girl. Often have no personality like a basic white girl. Gets along with basic people.
by Thee_IceBerg October 07, 2015
-rich brat
-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above
-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above
It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.
by HPTrash November 12, 2017
A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.
Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!
by hOnEy fIgHt mE November 21, 2017