As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.
We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.
by FNG007 April 23, 2019
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A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
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When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
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dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown
"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd
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When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.
"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."
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