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Ball Slap 

The funky underground sport involving a bouncy ball and a flat surface. Bonus points awarded for random haltings of the game. (ie stuck in a shoe, stopped by a sink, burried in cat food..etc.)Served with the palm of the hand and the wild cry of any asian word; (Bonsai!, sushi!, Tea Bag!)
The ball is then vollied by a series of strange slaps and occasional catches. A kick is not prohibited, nor is it reccomended.
"So I threw my back out playing a rousing round of ball slap last night."

Ball slap 

Aka Jack Balouras when he's not sucking on his mamma's titties.
"Where's ball slap Jack?"
"Sucking on his mammas titties"
Ball slap by Mr.Chomps April 15, 2019

Ball Slap 

When one guy backhands another guy in the balls with such force that it causes extreme pain. This is done for fun and for laughs as to watch the person in major pain on there knees holding there balls. It's not funny when done to you but it's funny as hell when done to someone else.
I ball slapped tom so hard that that he was on his knees for 20 minutes and i laughed so hard at his pain.
Ball Slap by SnakeFist April 10, 2010

Ball slap 

When you drop a deuce so long that when it finally all exits it slaps your balls as it tips over
I had a nice ball slap but had to wipe the skid mark off my sack
Ball slap by SDSkidmark June 9, 2016

minnesota ball slap 

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza 

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.
Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!