Ball Johnson

The sound of your testicles clapping against your thighs.

When i was jumping up and down, I did the ball johnson

by mtulley October 11, 2008

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

Ball Johnson

When receiving fellatio and the person deep throats your entire shaft and either licks of swallows your balls at the same time.

That chick last night sucked me up and gave me the good Ball Johnson

by Strick da Dick July 18, 2011

Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 12, 2006

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017