A very bali gandu. he get best test score for the British citizenship. his best friend is Aeeeeeeedam. His famous quote is "I wanna get off".
is that a pussy no its Bali Robinson
by طيزي كبير November 25, 2021
Bali Belly is an unexpected pregnancy being a result of unprotected sex between a female tourist and a local Balinese man.
Erin copped a case of Bali Belly and now needs to fly home where it is legal to terminate her pregnancy.
by Iggylongshorts February 15, 2022
An offensive term ignorant white people coined and use when visiting bali for the first time and didn’t do their research about not drinking tap water that they end up in a hospital bed with severe digestive problems/diarrhea. Bali belly isn’t real. Just don’t drink tap water. Lots of filtered water options come in bottles and gallons and they aren’t expensive for your privileged ass.
by chilioil August 14, 2022
The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
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by Esorilba March 13, 2017
A person from the far reaches of space on a planet meant to collapse. This individual took to the stars, settled on earth, and proceeded to bully numerous kids across the globe
by jobama mama October 3, 2022