Baked Pie 

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

Baked Pie by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

scottish baked pie 

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

scottish baked pie by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Baked Alaskan Pie by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

I baked you a pie by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

baked into a pie 

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

baked into a pie by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017

baked_pies 

very fat person

baked_pies is fat

baked_pies by baddie fattie December 3, 2023