baked alasskan 

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

baked alasskan by biersklord June 13, 2017

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

Baked Alaskan Pipeline by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Baked Alaskan 

Cuming into a shot glass, pouring 151 on top of it, light it on fire, and make her swallow it.

I totally gave her a baked Alaskan last night!

Baked Alaskan by Caucasiansensation December 6, 2011

Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Baked Alaskan Pie by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

Baked Alaskan Pipeline by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010

alaskan clam bake 

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

alaskan clam bake by KingAK March 3, 2011

Alaskan Salmon Bake 

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

Alaskan Salmon Bake by Eagle80 September 3, 2025