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The act of a male releasing fecal matter onto his female counterpart's pubic hair, then rubbing his nose in it while proclaiming "bad dog".
bad dog by UncleMarty June 29, 2010
A bad dog is a dog that is misbehaved and usually punished verbally for its actions by saying "BAD DOG!"
Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)
**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"
bad dog by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007
While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".
She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.
bad dog by gary December 2, 2003
Used in a manner to describe dislike or anger. In order to properly administer the "bad dog" verbiage one must first make a hand gustier like you are pinching or picking something up using your thumb and index fingers with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers extended and making a shaking motion from right to left like you are shaking something and make the statement BAD DOG! (Hand Gustier is optional)
**You just saw a very heavy person in a less than attractive speedo or you kid just knocked over a glass of water, or you saw something that was really bad**

"Dude wearing that speedo when your 5,000 pounds thats a BAD DOG"

"That song was a bad dog"

"Oh Bad Dog..."

"I just cut my damn hand, Bad Dog"

*your friend just cut one "Dude...Bad Dog"

"He fucked her, bad dog"
bad dog by Michael Peterson April 13, 2007
this is when you (or someone that has a big enough dick) are banging a girl in the ass, and when you pull out her asshole turns inside out, and a pink sock pops out. then as any bad dog would do, you put the pink sock in your mouth, bite down and try tug the sock across the room.....that's right, you're one bad dog
when i was young, i tried to be a bad dog, and i ended up in jail.
bad dog by jaytee123 August 28, 2007