When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.
Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper
When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.
When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.
Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoekenthat the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.