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baby soft

by plurangel September 11, 2009
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baby soft skin

The absence of pubic hair in the genitals, achieved through various procedures: shaving, waxing, and any other hair removal processes.
Woman: I just got a Brazilian wax. Check out my baby soft skin!
Dude: Oh man, that feels so good!
by dr. skin January 3, 2009
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Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft
by mrgarin September 7, 2010
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soft baby

benny is such a soft baby
by dumcums June 26, 2019
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Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.
boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.
by thrillarod September 25, 2010
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Dry kick a baby in the soft spot

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.
When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!
by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022
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Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.
by Draksar October 13, 2025
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