Guy One: "Dude, I heard you went out with Sally last night!"
Guy Seven: "Yeah man."
Guy One: "Were you malnourishing the baby snake?"
Guy Seven: "All night long man!"
My 'friend' Spartacus, arse-grinded some woman - incurring the wrath of some angry whore-bitches, who were friends of his then-girlfriend. They then attacked me and my associate James Davill III, attempting to castrate us with bottles of smirnoff ice. It was unpleasant.