baby slap

Name: baby slap Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.

This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.

baby slap by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013

baby slap

A sexual term defining an instance where one ejaculates into their own hand, and bitch slaps their partner with said hand.

ex. “That girl was kinky. I was about to nut and she asked me to baby slap her.”

baby slap by omgwtfisthiseven February 21, 2019

Get the baby slap mug.

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

slap baby by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016

Get the slap baby mug.

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

slap the baby by Penndog July 20, 2012

Get the slap the baby mug.

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》 by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

Get the 《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》Imalu《¤》Need《¤》Any《¤》Quest《¤》 mug.

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》

《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》 by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

Get the 《¤》Slapping《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Baby《¤》Like《¤》I《¤》Need《¤》Anything《¤》 mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

Get the Witch Bath mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.