AutoHelmet

The act of fellatio when performed in an automobile preferably when the recipient is driving.

I could barely stay in my lane when my girl was giving me autohelmet.

The trucker honked his horn when he drove by and saw me getting some autohelmet.

by WonderMike35 September 29, 2009

Assisted Autofelletio

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

autodeletamation

the automatic, yet completely subconscious, deletion of e-mail-related information (i.e. phone numbers, names, etc.) that is certain to be of no benefit--real or potential--to humans; the phenomenon almost always affects an entire team of teachers of one failing student, and usually occurs when the parent/guardian contacts the teachers (with only a few weeks left in the school year) to initiate supernatural behaviors that will cause the failing student to miraculously pass the course for the year.

We have three weeks left in school, Johnny has been failing my class all year, and I've never heard from his parents. His mom left a phone message for me today, asking why I hadn't already phoned her. She said she e-mailed me yesterday to find out what Johnny can do now to pass my class for the year. I don't even recall getting an e-mail from her. I must have experienced an episode of autodeletamation.

by pseudonymatode April 27, 2009