August 17th 

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

August 17th by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 17th 

National Sausage Day.
Give Someone A Sausage, Don't Be Shy You Know You Want To.
Info:
Sausage Day- A Day Where You Give Someone A Sausage.

Girl: Hi! Happy August.
Boy: Hi. Did You Know August 17th Is National Sausage Day?
Girl: What Is That?
Boy: Oh You Don't Understand, Take A Sausage.

August 17th by Tia :) December 5, 2020

August 17th 

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

August 17th by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 17th 

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

August 17th by Shamman October 16, 2019

August 17th 

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

August 17th by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 17th 

The day the most awesome person ever was born

Hey it’s august 17th

Oh really let’s celebrate the birth of the most awesome person ever

August 17th by Vexk November 1, 2021

august 17th 

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

august 17th by suck my pene January 17, 2019