astonifying

cross between astonishing and stupifying

I find the e-mails my ex sends me to be absolutely astonifying

by MaliaMartin October 07, 2013

Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.

I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole

by mike quatatachia May 16, 2025

astonify

1. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

2. To startle someone so thoroughly that they momentarily lose track of their thoughts or surroundings.

1. The magician’s final trick managed to astonify even the most skeptical members of the audience.

2. Lena tried to keep a straight face, but the news of Martin’s perfect score genuinely astonified her.

3. It wasn’t just his words that astonified the room — it was the calm, deliberate way he spoke them.

by urban.etymology May 26, 2025