asterix

Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.

Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.

by Laser Potato August 27, 2008

asterix

see 'Asteriks' for a complete definition

I should check out the word Asteriks to find out what asterix is...

by Stupid Lou September 29, 2006

Asterix

Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.

"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"

by darthsith19 November 30, 2009

Asterix

Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.

Asterix loves everyone

by abolishthegreenapples May 25, 2021

Asterix

Asterix is an expretion that can be used when ever such as

Man: Watch where ya goin ya fucking dirty skank you
Woman: Who you callin a skank ya bum
Man: Oh eat my Asterix!

Basically just use it at the end of(suck my asterix /eat my asterix/ smell my asterix)

by Hskaisbskaosbwhalzbsoabzbwm September 12, 2018

asterix and obelix

a lesbian gay couple who let there dog join in whenever they are feeling quirky

hey lets hang out with Asterix and obelix

by big man french boy June 9, 2023