asscrunch
Almost a synonym for megadingus, or asshead. Usually defines a person or entity that is stubborn, being an asshole, or plain retarded.
asscrunch by AssHeadMotherFucker February 9, 2021
Assbunch
You're more than just a usual asshole. You are that much of an asshole, it has to be folded to fit you. You are by far overassholed and there's no way back.
Assbunch by Rumpelsteelz October 18, 2020
Related Words
asscrunchie • ass crunch • ass cruncher • ass crunched • ass crunchies • assclunch • assmuncher • assmunch • assclench • asscratchedly
assmuncher
(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004
assmunch
a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.
asscrunchie
1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!
asscrunchie by fucwad March 18, 2004
assmuncher
assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009
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