Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington November 17, 2007

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. August 24, 2008