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A phrase used to address a fat ass, it's like H2o but instead its Ass2fat. It can be used to exclaim inability to perform a task due to rear thickness. it too can be used has a complement, a catch phrase, something you say when high, or something to say in between silence.
person 1: *unable 2 sit on a chair*
person2: "haha ass2fat"

person 1: "look at my new skirt!"
person 2: "damn ass2fat"

person 1: *high* "guess what?"
person 2: *high* "what?"
person 1: *high* "ass2fat"

person 1: *pants rip*
person 1 & 2 in harmony: "ass2fat!"
Ass2fat by domi.co June 26, 2020
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The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.
You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(
Assfat by Abbriele August 24, 2007
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so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!
Assfat by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assfatalicious 

An adjective used to describe someone’s juicy booty
She has the most assfatalicious booty I have ever seen in my life.
assfatalicious by Lizbuff September 20, 2022