ass whisperer
ass whisperer by the guru of gurus November 17, 2009
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ass whisperer
One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.
Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
ass whisperer by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013
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ass whisperer
1. Someone who is a snitch; someone who is a suck-up. 2. Someone who tells secrets to another's asshole.
"Tom just told the boss that I skipped work yesterday. She would have never noticed. What an ass whisperer.
ass whisperer by Bryan Whitehurst June 29, 2006
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jack ass whisperer by What. The January 14, 2014
Ass Whisper
A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.
Ass Whisper by Three B January 27, 2009
Ass whisper
Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
Ass whisper by Bujjeje December 9, 2019
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