ASS VOLCANO

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When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.

The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.

ASS VOLCANO by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021

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ass volcano

The move used by all the rap video dancers. Done by standing in place and shaking your ass rapidly.

Yo! Dat girls doing that ass volcano on weezy!

ass volcano by Kevin John McCormack March 30, 2008

ass volcano

An ass volcano is the act of inserting baking powder, vinegar and red food coloring to a gaping asshole (normal it has been stretched out from a vigorous session of anal sex). Once the ingredients have been inserted you will have a grade 7 caliber explosion that even an all taco bell diet can not top.

Did you hear about that piece of whore trash Justin rammed the other night ? I hear he rammed her right in the ass and gave the cum dumpster a fucking ass volcano. I would makke the whore my wife.

ass volcano by Douger the d-bag June 24, 2009

ass volcano

when a girl shoots cum out of her asshole like a volcano the cum is always steaming hot

i fucked a girl a gave her an ass volcano

ass volcano by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

volcano ass by hughmonger October 31, 2003

volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.

I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.

volcanic ass by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Volcanic ass cloud

The cloud created from a plume of volcanic ash.

Roxanne: Yeandle why aren't you on holiday?
Yeandle: That damn Volcanic Ass Cloud caused my flight to be canceled.

Volcanic ass cloud by boycey1 April 22, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026