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ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.
Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.
by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011
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Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night
That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy
by winkelTossa September 1, 2019
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Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
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Asstrophy

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.
"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."
by trippd333 January 31, 2009
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astrophysics

The youngster had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to study in his spare time.
by Spock Greyson December 28, 2009
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asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life
"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"
by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014
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asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life
"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"
by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014
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