ass trophy 

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

ass trophy by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

Clit-ass-trophy 

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

Clit-ass-trophy by winkelTossa September 1, 2019

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Asstrophy 

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.

"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."

Asstrophy by trippd333 January 31, 2009

astrophysics

A totally rad area of study.

The youngster had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to study in his spare time.

astrophysics by Spock Greyson December 28, 2009

asstrophysics 

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

asstrophysics by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

asstrophysics 

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

asstrophysics by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014