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After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.
While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.
by Best Buy 197 November 04, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.
Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*
by klrpenguin66 July 02, 2004
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when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex
Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon
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Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.
"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"
by Jennie S sucks the cock March 05, 2013
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The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.
"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."
by TheBass November 06, 2007
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a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex
me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass
by zedisdead87 May 04, 2011
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