ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

ass paper by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

Ass Paper by Karim17 June 22, 2016

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

Ass Paper by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

eat my ass paper 

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

Talks like a man with a paper ass by fonspa November 1, 2010

paper ass gasket 

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop

where are the paper ass gaskets at?

paper ass gasket by jessie calderon October 26, 2003