ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 June 22, 2016

Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

by ChrisD June 11, 2006

Ass Wipe Paper

Another way to say toilet paper

I need some ass wipe paper

by (534nz4)(20th century, +85 years) February 1, 2008

paper ass

acting as though you are a complete idiot

You're acting like someone with a paper ass.

by candy m March 8, 2008