ass paper
ass paper by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006
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Ass Paper
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
Ass Paper
eat my ass paper
Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006
Talks like a man with a paper ass
Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
Talks like a man with a paper ass by fonspa November 1, 2010
paper ass gasket
where are the paper ass gaskets at?
paper ass gasket by jessie calderon October 26, 2003
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