Ass Ninjas

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.

Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!

Ass Ninjas by TeddiGramz December 28, 2009

ass ninja 

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

ass ninja by FAH Q 2 January 20, 2006

bird ass ninja

a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds

Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.

bird ass ninja by DrJK December 21, 2010

ass ninja 

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.

'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'

ass ninja by Prycey September 9, 2003

ass ninja 

A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.

"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."

ass ninja by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012

Crazy ass ninja 

a rather crazy assed ninja, such as yoda, or chuck norris (also note chuck norris kills most failed crazy assed ninjas)

Daaaaaaym chuck norris is one CRAZY ass ninja

Crazy ass ninja by Crazy assed ninja January 29, 2009

ass-ninja 

A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck

"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"

ass-ninja by Snnnnickerdoodle January 29, 2007