ass marking
(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
ass marking by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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macking ass
A statement to acknowledge someone being flirtatious, a possible sexual situation; or compliment good looks. Could also be used a joke to note a completely platonic situation being one where the parties had devious sexual thoughts.
"Wasif is macking ass. Never chin chillin ass."
"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."
"You're macking ass today."
"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"
"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."
"You're macking ass today."
"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"
macking ass by Never chin chillin January 21, 2009
making ass cookies
a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.
making ass cookies by KevintheMaster March 23, 2012
Making an ass out of yourself
Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.
"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"
Making an ass out of yourself by Alstorp July 3, 2014
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making my ass itch by Lacour the whore March 18, 2022
Making an ass out of yourself
When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.
John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.
A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar
Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar
Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
Making an ass out of yourself by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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