ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style

ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

by big fat ass making it clap360 August 16, 2022

macking ass

A statement to acknowledge someone being flirtatious, a possible sexual situation; or compliment good looks. Could also be used a joke to note a completely platonic situation being one where the parties had devious sexual thoughts.

"Wasif is macking ass. Never chin chillin ass."

"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."

"You're macking ass today."

"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"

by Never chin chillin January 21, 2009

making ass cookies

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.

You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.

by KevintheMaster March 23, 2012

Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

by Alstorp July 3, 2014

making my ass itch

Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you

Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch

by Lacour the whore March 18, 2022

Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.

John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021