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ass ghost 

The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?

Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
ass ghost by sam skrambel April 30, 2009
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Ass Ghost 

(v) Pronounced; ass-ghost

1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity

2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.

3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.
Man 1; "Man my ass is raped, i can barley walk let alone shit straight, i think i got a visit from the ass ghost..."
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"
Ass Ghost by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009

ass ghost 

A male thats fucks only ass holes.
that guy is an ass ghost
ass ghost by jimmy L February 10, 2007

Ghost Ass 

When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.
I trounced this chick last night from behind and she had some serious ghost ass.
Ghost Ass by JFreshaa December 27, 2009

Charlie Brown Ghost Ass 

The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.

(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
"Your words don't phase me; I've got Charlie Brown Ghost Ass!!!!"
Charlie Brown Ghost Ass by J.Mil January 10, 2012

Ghost of Ass(es) Past 

one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell
Dammnn she's fine, ohp nvm she got cursed with the Ghost of Ass(es) Past .

the ghost of Christmas ass 

1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.

3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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