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ass genie

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The result of shoving a crack baby and Ms. Streisend up your ass, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. You will only get one wish. He will always include a homosexual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.
Tim asked the ass genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a homosexual made of a million dollars.
ass genie by Nipple Dick October 1, 2006
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genie-ass 

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the person everyone knows, that think that they are magically smart all of the sudden, especially in social situations when they are gossiping, humuliating in some form or other of someone else because they appear to be weak, or unknown(ususlly someone who they are jealous of or want to be like
last night (no name mentioned, they already know anyway) was being such a genie-ass! i couln't help but run away so i wouldn't laugh!
genie-ass by chonie pockets June 25, 2008
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gender-ass 

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Adjective
1. based on the classical idea of gender being a binary thing; does not take into account modern gender theory that validates genders besides male and female and sexualities besides straight and gay
2. offensive because of gender or sexuality stereotypes
1. They wouldn't let you in without claiming to be a male or female? That's some gender-ass bullshit!!!

2. My gender-ass mom thinks I'm gay because I play flute
gender-ass by Dylan Rawgasms October 13, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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