Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006
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A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom
wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'm sure its an Assfruit!
by Superdoodles April 02, 2006
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Some kind of food that you wish you can have and eat but can’t. Is forbidden and makes you feel like crap.
β€œI can’t have sugar and I drank a soda. Now I feel like crap. Soda is such an assfruit”
by Karenksmith February 06, 2020
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