angertard 

A person with absolutely no ability to control their anger.

We secretly revere the angertard in our culture, watching a total raging meltdown is entertainment at its best!

angertard by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

asperand 

the @ symbol, the at sign
also called amphora

that squiggley "a with a circle around it" symbol in an email addy is called an asperand

asperand by donald wescoat September 2, 2008

Aspertarian 

Of or pertaining to one who combines the social skills of a victim of Asperger's syndrome with strong adherence to and frequent statement of the principles of rigid, rule-based libertarianism and an uncontrollable tendency to pick fights. Found occasionally in life, but much more commonly on the internet.

"See that dude standing in the corner? Don't let him launch into his rant about the legalization of organ sales by child prostitutes; he's a real Aspertarian."

Aspertarian by C.J. to the M March 13, 2009

asperand 

the @ symbol, the at sign
also called amphora

that squiggley "a with a circle around it" symbol in an email addy is called an asperand

asperand by donald wescoat August 31, 2008

Aspirtarting

The act of giving the worst blow job ever.

Dude, last night Jen went down on me and totally started aspirtarting. I couldn't get it up after that.
blow job going down get it up oral sex bj

Aspirtarting by T-Bone23 November 3, 2011

Apetardio 

To knowingly do something you know is wrong and risky, but to do it without thinking twice.

Joe: “I knew the project was a scam but I thought screw it, take my last 1000 bucks.”

Jack: “So you didn’t invest then?”

Joe: “No, I went full apetardio and lost it all.”

Jack: “Joe, you’re an apetistic apetard.”

Joe: “So anyway, I found this new investment opportunity…”

Apetardio by TobberTV June 2, 2024