Asmongolding

1) Using your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I finally started asmongolding until I got my epic mount!

Shit man, now that I'm 40 I'm asmongolding.

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

Asmongolding

1) To use your clout for free shit

2) To bald

I just start Asmongolding until I could finally afford my classic mount

Shit man, once I turn 40 I'll start Asmongolding

Asmongolding by Mushaseman October 17, 2020

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

Asmongold 

Bald

Asmongold is bald

Asmongold by ChaseRay October 2, 2018

Asmodeus 

Adored by the world
The narcissistic fifth-born
Asmodeus, the avatar of Lust

Asmodeus from Obey me! Shall we date gives me a boner

Asmodeus by Piss jar July 1, 2020

Aymos 

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits.

Whoah who is that parading his 12 inch sub and stab wounds.
That's Aymos! Hobbits in a Tank Top!

Aymos by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

Asmongolding

1. To use your clout to get carries in WoW
2. To lose your hair

"Dude I just spent the whole week asmongolding and got free gear from simps"

Asmongolding by Zayata October 19, 2020