arved

Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.

Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour

arved by graces bread May 29, 2020

Armin Arlert 

A being smarter than everyone and everything

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right

Armin Arlert by Pixies November 15, 2014

One-Armed Scissor 

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Arlette 

Arlette is the most beautiful girl in the universe. She will steal your heart and make you fall so deeply in love, that you will become immune to any form of sadness. She is funny, smart, geeky, will definitely clap your cheeks in any video game, but that's ok. Because you'll get to admire her beauty while she does.

"What more can I say.. Arlette is everything I couldve ever asked for and so much more.. I think I'm gonna marry her.."

Arlette by LowValentino January 14, 2019

Arlea 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is so perfect an amazing everyone will want her. She will choose the people for there personality an not their looks. She will love you like crazy if she does choose you. Everyone should love Arlea because she is such an amazing person an perfect. She is very curvy an cute at the same time. You should always love her because she will be amazing. :3
tl:dr Alrea is a perfect amazing person an if she chooses you your very lucky

Person 1: Is that Arlea? God damn I want her.
Person 2: Nah dude she's already mine.

Arlea by 0day October 25, 2019

Bat Arsed 

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.

Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch

Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

arlett 

A very caring girl with a big heart . Don't get it wrong she will stand up for what she believes in. shes a smart ass and has a big heart. shes wild and there for you when it counts. She stands out which makes her special. Lazy very lazy and loves food. Arlett has the biggest smile and isnt afraid to give her own opinion . shes a special girl if you find anything like her dont lose her and dont play her trust me youll regret it, she may only have one match but she can make an explosion

arlett

arlett by unkown.but.true October 9, 2016