Apponishing

Amalgamation of apparent and astonishing. Philosophical, and/or obvious, depending on interpretation.

"My parents are turning 50 this year."
"Some day we will be 50 years old too."

"Woah that was a really apponishing statement."

Apponishing by ScaryHairyGary October 2, 2018

astonishing face salad 

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

astonishing face salad by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

astonishing

1. Kodama
2. To stun; to render senseless

Kodama is astonishing.

astonishing by William April 24, 2004