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ankle job 

1. When someone sexually rubs his/her/a foot on your ankle (socks optional but discouraged). Can be used in lieu of a footjob. Also known as an "AJ."
While you are standing in the hallway in Vegas outside your new Mexican wife's hotel room at 4am and you can't go in the room because her aunt and sister-in-law and child from New Mexico are sleeping in the room, and the Mexican woman is telling you that she wants to become a nurse but she's unsure if she can "do it" but you encourage her and say that if she puts her mind to it, she can do anything! During this exchange, she gives you an ankle job. You are reassuring and you promise to write her a letter and possibly send her child a "Penn State" t-shirt for her child. You contemplate this seriously on your flight home.
ankle job by dsausage May 12, 2009
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ankle job 

Any potentially unsafe sexual exploit... Especially involving an ankle.
"Last night your mom ankle jobbed me, and i think i broke something"

'Jeans round the ankle' job 

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.
''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''

Blow job angle 

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.
Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!
Blow job angle by Feetsoup October 24, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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