ankle job 

1. When someone sexually rubs his/her/a foot on your ankle (socks optional but discouraged). Can be used in lieu of a footjob. Also known as an "AJ."

While you are standing in the hallway in Vegas outside your new Mexican wife's hotel room at 4am and you can't go in the room because her aunt and sister-in-law and child from New Mexico are sleeping in the room, and the Mexican woman is telling you that she wants to become a nurse but she's unsure if she can "do it" but you encourage her and say that if she puts her mind to it, she can do anything! During this exchange, she gives you an ankle job. You are reassuring and you promise to write her a letter and possibly send her child a "Penn State" t-shirt for her child. You contemplate this seriously on your flight home.

ankle job by dsausage May 12, 2009

ankle job 

Any potentially unsafe sexual exploit... Especially involving an ankle.

"Last night your mom ankle jobbed me, and i think i broke something"

ankle job by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

'Jeans round the ankle' job 

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.

''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''

'Jeans round the ankle' job by allbabesarewolves August 1, 2010

Blow job angle 

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

Blow job angle by Feetsoup October 24, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016