I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022

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i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

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I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.

DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!

by I love bears April 7, 2023

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I am tweaking

Going crazy over something.

(Based off of real life scenario from today when I was in history and this really hot guy took his sweatshirt off and he had a t-shirt on and his muscle were out with out him flexing, I was tweaking and twitching in my seat)

“Oh. My. God. I am fucking tweaking that guy is so hot 😫 he has muscle with out even flexing(… and a six pack😋)” therefor I am tweaking very hard!

by Cole’s left saggy ball sack🥰 December 8, 2022

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