stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.

Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."

by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018

Left Amsterdam

Home of the Ancient Baby Nectar Rabbits that are known for shooting cocaine out of their little furry rabbit cocks when they cum.

Yo Darby are we in Left Amsterdam? I’m 99% sure that Rabbit just shot cocaine out of his little fury cock-a-doo

by Sauce Boss April 29, 2021

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff

Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake

by Kemostar May 24, 2018

Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it

“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”

by Silver haze November 19, 2017

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Amsterdam Armageddon

A desperation insult to solve racism

Ya fuckin' Amsterdam Armageddon

by Canadian doltwad May 14, 2022

amsterdaming

Smoking pot and engaging in sex with a prostitute.

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.

by Redguard August 30, 2015