While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
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Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?
Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?
Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?
by Dyl-Doe Brown April 26, 2022