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east allington 

A farmer ridden English village in the fucking middle of absolutely fucking nowhere. Everyone's slept with everyone and the drunks at the local pub are the well known and louder that their own fucking tractors.
"Hey, want to go for a drink in East Allington?"
"Better go to Solcombe mate, unless drunk farmers are your thing?"

harriet allington 

a gyal who still has a thing for her gay exbf (who’s extremely sexy and hot). but also has a thing for ed sheeran
broski it’s harriet allington who needs surgery on her teeth

Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one) 

Bolshevik prick whos madly in love with Gabe (not goodchild a different one)
Very ginger and sorta a fucking pain
No sense of humour and very fecken stressy
Wont stop giving me the fuck me eyes
Sorta selfish and mean and lacks self awareness and agressivly introverted and violent
Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one): I will break your other collarbone
Gabe (not goodchild a different one): Wtfc

Cat Ellington 

A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.
Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.
Cat Ellington by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018

Cat Ellington 

The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.
Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.
Cat Ellington by LavaSoap August 29, 2018

Douche Ellington 

1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.