The state of being slammed up against the wall of an alleyway by the hottest BAMF ever, who then proceeds to shove his tongue down your throat.
Friend: "So did you get alleywayed last night?"
Girl: "Yeah, it was epic, he is the hottest guy livin."

Mate: "So have you alleywayed her yet?"
Guy: "Of course man."
Mate: "Man, I am so jealous."
by kingofalleyway December 25, 2010
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An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
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Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
by 0weiner April 19, 2022
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