Wonderful, entertaining Rugby Union team who represent New Zealand. Composed of players of New Zealand and Pacific Islands origins. Name comes from misquote of journalist who had described the players as seeming to be "all backs" because of their size. Have won 8 out of 12 Tri-Nations series (Australia 2, South Africa 2), including 3 Grand Slams (South Africa 1 Grand Slam). Excellent but not unbeatable team who over the last 40 matches have lost around 1 in 5 (to Australia, New Zealand, France). Whitewashed the British and Irish Lions in the 2005 test series (won all 3 matches). Came behind South Africa, England, Argentina and France in the 2007 Rugby World Cup (along with Australia, Fiji and Scotland). Won Rugby World Cup once in 1987 and losing finalists in 1995. World Cup record not as good as Australia (winners 1991, 1999 and runners up 2003), South Africa (winners 1995, 2007) or arguably England (winners 2003, runners-up 1991, 2007). Represent the only country, apart from Wales, where rugby union is an integral part of the national character and identity.
by Parma Jack September 2, 2008
by Lieutenant Tarpit September 16, 2004
And Dan aims up an easy shot at goal.......oh now has made an All Blacks of that one and completely missed.
by Manu Vatuvei October 10, 2007
A synonym for choking in the sporting sense.
A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.
A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.
Jana Novotna seriously All-Blacked against Steffi Graff in the 1993 Wimbledon final.
Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.
New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.
Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.
New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.
by KnightSmithJones September 12, 2011
by All Black November 20, 2003
A large group of over indulged rugby-playingchoker(s)from the southern Hemisphere, where they are preened and treated like Gods, only to discover that when confronted by opposition with a 'game plan' that they are incapable of stepping up.
The entire 2007 Rughy World Cup All Black Team.
viz..the 2005 Chicago White Sox, 2004 New York Yankees oh 2003 All Blacks, 1999 All Blacks
viz..the 2005 Chicago White Sox, 2004 New York Yankees oh 2003 All Blacks, 1999 All Blacks
by bobbobbob October 8, 2007
Bunch of repressed homosexuals who play the most latently homoerotic, boring and therefore, shittest game ever 'invented' (i.e shat out by Satan himself) Rugby Union. Revered and treated as Gods by the New Zealanders, which is testament to how stupid New Zealanders actually are. An IQ of a retard is a prerequisite to be an All Black. Perform a ridiculous savage dance known as the 'haka' and mistake opponents and foreigners laughter and mockery of it as respect and deference. Over-indulged, preening pussies who choke whenever put under any pressure. Makes one asamed to be a new Zealander
"I thought they were supposed to win the world cup"
"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"
Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"
Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks
"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"
Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"
Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks
by mrlaperouse March 29, 2011