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the floofiest bat in the Underground.
“AKIHIROOOOOO!!!!! GIMME MY COOKIES BACK!!”
akihiro by Rentheweeb September 28, 2020
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May refer to Japanese name for autumn. However, it is most commonly associated with our Lord and Saviour, conqueror of masculinity, none other than the infamous Anhad, also known to some as Ruler of the Equatorial Penis.
Legend has it that the alias Akihiro was bestowed upon our hero by Satan himself, for Anhad makes certain that all enemies before him fall like the leaves of autumn.
Adversaries: Who is this beast?! All my instincts tell me to kneel before him, and he shattered my penis merely by pointing at it!
Intellectual: Why, that is Akihiro of course. Even at a glance he can eliminate any penis under 30 metres.
Akihiro by Alfinite November 17, 2021
He is a very nice and rich person. His personality changes when you get to know him. He I’m sometimes annoyed and have anger issues
Omg look at Akihiro’
Akihiro by URMOM_56 June 19, 2022

Akihiro Hefferman

if ur name is this, ur lowkey annoying asf, get a life ur not cool, u have no freinds, ur a fatherless child.
Akihiro Hefferman is an annoying as bxtch
best most awesome guy ever so manly so strong. 10/10 bara
"who's the strongest guy you know?"
"akihiko-senpai"
akihiko by ohononohoo November 19, 2013

Akihikoism 

A feeling of either immense strength and power or a total body collapse after a person intakes too much protein at one time
Hey man last night after my workout I had an akihikoism and stayed in the fetal position for two hours but at least I bulked up”
Akihikoism by Skeetmaster420 December 10, 2018

aikihiro 

A Mortem Metallum professional rapist as well as a professional fucker for women.
aikihiro
"St-stop it whoever you are stop t-tou-ching me ther"
"I will fuck you over and over because i'm horny." Says Aikihiro

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aikihiro by 235252525sfad April 28, 2021
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