Air India 

A stupid dirty ass airline which every flight is delayed like 500 hours and they give u nothing to compensate. Also the food is dry as the fucking Sahara desert I mean like Ryanair’s gross lasagna tastes way better than this shit. Their planes are overcrowded with Indian aunties which hog all of the seats so no one can seat not to mention the cabin crew who don’t give a shit about anyone. They are rude and condescending because their planes are crowded with crying babies and 500 person families.

Air India is totally the best airline in the world.

Air India by Fuckindianairlines March 10, 2020

Air India 

Always late.

Friend one: Hey, where is Dinesh? We had to go out for dinner.

Friend two: Don’t know bro, he’s air india AF.

Air India by ChunkyMonkey199999999 December 29, 2019

air india 

An airline so shitty that they caused the first ever 787 to crash.

air india is so crap that they caused a 787-8 to crash due to poor maintenance. And they missed maintenance deadlines on several of their other planes. Don’t fly them.

air india by smoking & vaping is for losers June 21, 2025

Air india

A dodgy ass airline that doesn’t maintain its planes right and even managed to cause a 787 to crash as they’re so dodgy. Lion air has nothing on air india.

Don’t fly air india unless u have a death wish.

Air india by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 4, 2025

air india

Possibly the worst airline ever. The first ever 787 crash was an air India flight, their cabins are disgusting, with dirt and grime everywhere, IFEs broken and falling apart, seats falling apart and dead flies in galleys where food is prepared. And they once delayed a plane for five hours due to a technical problem, didn’t move it back to the gate or brought airstairs up to the exits so everyone could disembark and the aircon was off, leaving all passengers and crew trapped onboard in the blazing heat.

don’t fly air india.

air india by smoking & vaping is for losers January 4, 2026

Air India

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that your national airline was bad, think again. They have dirty cabins, seats falling apart, IFEs not working and even flies and other insects in galleys and shit. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of hygiene and upkeep.

2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is bad.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I was stuck for five hours at the gate in Mumbai waiting to fly back to Europe, apparently due to a problem with the air conditioning system (we were on a 787), all of us stuck in the hot and stuffy cabin, and now air india refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.

Air India by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 29, 2026

indian air conditioning 

leave your front door wide open all the time, what natives do to stay cool in the summer

indian air conditioning, stay cool without paying shit

indian air conditioning by whitemanx June 28, 2008