addictive personality

ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality,
this doesnt mean people are addicted to you,
even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight.
NO. this means you get easily addicted to things,

you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this.
but dont worry, well actually do!
having an addictive personality can be good or bad.

good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top.

bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry!

man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument

girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it!

man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality

addictive personality by manbaby2 May 28, 2009

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Addictive Personality

When a person says that they do not have an addictive personality, they are insinuating that they are somehow immune to ever becoming addicted to anything.

Often, when someone says this, they do in fact have an addictive personality. Whether it be to food, sex, shopping or tv.... they do in fact have an addiction of one sort it another.

My brother is a heroin addict; I just don’t have an addictive personality though....

Addictive Personality by The right women October 8, 2017

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addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!

addictive personality shift syndrome by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

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Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS

I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome by Ha-Ha Sister June 5, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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