absolute retard 

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

absolute retard by the original Apple December 27, 2019

An absolute fucking retard 

you

you are an absolute fucking retard

An absolute fucking retard by boobsburp March 24, 2025

Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

Absolute fucking retards by noie October 15, 2012