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a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009
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