well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
by MonkeySplash January 26, 2018
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monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
by bluebear January 9, 2021
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When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 9, 2014
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